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Figging is usually a sexual activity where piece of peeled ginger root is inserted into anus, or sometimes into vagina or urethra. Here’s a post with much more detailed information: Vegetable Sex Toys. Besides figging, there is also information about rhaphanidosis aka radishing (inserting horseradish into anus) and the practice’s long history. Cucumbers and carrots are also dealt with briefly. So, read the post if you’re interested in veggie sex.
I am making blog posts about household items that could be used as sex toys. Here’s some thoughts about using marbles as Ben Wa balls.